At the risk of offending someone, I will say that I do not intend to take all comments seriously. I consider myself a reasonable person - I read, I think, I sift the frank nonsense from good ideas and I decide for myself. I do not intend to lose 40 kilograms at all, to drink only distilled water for a whole month, nor to spread my ears on the balcony to accumulate solar energy. I will eat three times a day, and as healthy as possible. Otherwise, I have nothing against jokes, even if they are inappropriate. This is good for pigeons. Some bird can take it these days. Today I bought a kilo of beans and a head of onion. Two bucks went, so I'm not going out at all tomorrow. The beans have become thick, but no oil is like washed. But it is eaten. I got a lot of spices. I have leftover bread from yesterday. By the way, the saleswoman looked at me very viciously, when I asked for a head of onion. By the way, Stilian and I have agreed to shop for no more than half an hour, and I have no right to collect edible roots, tubers and snails. At home there is a lemon (with a green fruit), a Chinese rose and a tree of life (with quite fleshy leaves). One day I plan to make a salad. I guess lemon leaves are not poisonous. And as far as I know, tea is made from the flowers of the Chinese rose. As I lined up at the checkout, I wondered if I should wipe some waffles, because Stilian had blurred something, but I decided not to risk failing the bass. And how do I know if there are no cameras in the supermarket. I'm very tired of beer, and I saw that there is some German beer 2, 5 liters for 1, 69 BGN, but I should not take risks. It must be sour. Yes, and very sour. I may not write tomorrow. By the way, Stilian and I have agreed to shop for no more than half an hour, and I have no right to collect edible roots, tubers and snails. At home there is a lemon (with a green fruit), a Chinese rose and a tree of life (with quite fleshy leaves). One day I plan to make a salad. I guess lemon leaves are not poisonous. And as far as I know, tea is made from the flowers of the Chinese rose. As I lined up at the checkout, I wondered if I should wipe some waffles, because Stilian had blurred something, but I decided not to risk failing the bass. And how do I know if there are no cameras in the supermarket. I'm very tired of beer, and I saw that there is some German beer 2, 5 liters for 1, 69 BGN, but I should not take risks. It must be sour. Yes, and very sour. I may not write tomorrow. By the way, Stilian and I have agreed to shop for no more than half an hour, and I have no right to collect edible roots, tubers and snails. At home there is a lemon (with a green fruit), a Chinese rose and a tree of life (with quite fleshy leaves). One day I plan to make a salad. I guess lemon leaves are not poisonous. And as far as I know, tea is made from the flowers of the Chinese rose. As I lined up at the checkout, I wondered if I should wipe some waffles, because Stilian had blurred something, but I decided not to risk failing the bass. And how do I know if there are no cameras in the supermarket. I'm very addicted to beer, and I saw that there is some German beer 2, 5 liters for 1, 69 BGN, but I should not take risks. It must be sour. Yes, and very sour. I may not write tomorrow. and I have no right to collect edible roots, tubers and snails. At home there is a lemon (with a green fruit), a Chinese rose and a tree of life (with quite fleshy leaves). One day I plan to make a salad. I guess lemon leaves are not poisonous. And as far as I know, tea is made from the flowers of the Chinese rose. As I lined up at the cash register, I wondered if I should wipe some waffles, because Stilian was a little dull, but I decided not to risk ruining the bass. And how do I know if there are no cameras in the supermarket. I'm very tired of beer, and I saw that there is some German beer 2, 5 liters for 1, 69 BGN, but I should not take risks. It must be sour. Yes, and very sour. I may not write tomorrow. and I have no right to collect edible roots, tubers and snails. At home there is a lemon (with a green fruit), a Chinese rose and a tree of life (with quite fleshy leaves). One day I plan to make a salad. I guess lemon leaves are not poisonous. And as far as I know, tea is made from the flowers of the Chinese rose. As I lined up at the cash register, I wondered if I should wipe some waffles, because Stilian was a bit pale, but I decided not to risk ruining the bass. And how do I know if there are no cameras in the supermarket. I'm very tired of beer, and I saw that there is some German beer 2, 5 liters for 1, 69 BGN, but I should not take risks. It must be sour. Yes, and very sour. I may not write tomorrow. One day I plan to make a salad. I guess lemon leaves are not poisonous. And as far as I know, tea is made from the flowers of the Chinese rose. As I lined up at the checkout, I wondered if I should wipe some waffles, because Stilian had blurred something, but I decided not to risk failing the bass. And how do I know if there are no cameras in the supermarket. I'm very tired of beer, and I saw that there is some German beer 2, 5 liters for 1, 69 BGN, but I should not take risks. It must be sour. Yes, and very sour. I may not write tomorrow. One day I plan to make a salad. I guess lemon leaves are not poisonous. And as far as I know, tea is made from the flowers of the Chinese rose. As I lined up at the cash register, I wondered if I should wipe some waffles, because Stilian was a little dull, but I decided not to risk ruining the bass. And how do I know if there are no cameras in the supermarket. I'm very tired of beer, and I saw that there is some German beer 2, 5 liters for 1, 69 BGN, but I should not take risks. It must be sour. Yes, and very sour. I may not write tomorrow. And how do I know if there are no cameras in the supermarket. I'm very tired of beer, and I saw that there is some German beer 2, 5 liters for 1, 69 BGN, but I should not take risks. It must be sour. Yes, and very sour. I may not write tomorrow. And how do I know if there are no cameras in the supermarket. I'm very tired of beer, and I saw that there is some German beer 2, 5 liters for 1, 69 BGN, but I should not take risks. It must be sour. Yes, and very sour. I may not write tomorrow.
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Well done to the author for writing every day !!! And buy a beer - it's not sour. German beer (even the cheapest) is produced only in a way defined in the so-called Reinheitsgebot - something like the Bulgarian BDS, but for beer and already valid for centuries ... Man, people rightly said - you had to take oil. As for the onion - I always take one or two heads, because when it spoils it smells very strong - you don't care! I don't see you taking rice, my friend. With rice, billions live on less than $ 1 a day for a lifetime. Take it, you will not feel any hunger! Potatoes are enough to meet your needs for vitamin C, and you take vitamins, right? Beans are a good idea - they are an important source of protein. Try to actually catch a pigeon, and without that there are too many, if you are in Varna - please, free me from some annoying seagull - you will have to eat a fat place all week! Otherwise, good luck! I believe you will succeed. You're a big deal with this Stilyan, after the bass let him find you a job to get stronger with a nice tap. Don't risk eating your home greens - you could get poisoned and ruin the bass! Otherwise - you can stretch the German beer like porridge (with bread), but that's almost BGN 2. If you save them by beating rice for 4 days, you can afford it. Beer has important vitamins and is very useful in your case! Laura but these are almost BGN 2. If you save them by beating rice for 4 days, you can afford it. Beer has important vitamins and is very useful in your case! Laura but these are almost BGN 2. If you save them by beating rice for 4 days, you can afford it. Beer has important vitamins and is very useful in your case! Laura
Leave the bread in the refrigerator to dry, as it is dry and you will drive with 2-3 slices a day. find some cheap yogurt for about 50 cents and one boiled egg a day, it is a complete food. I think it's good to take 1 packet of sugar and eat it with milk or a slice of butter, not to gossip about jam. :)
The comment about the pigeon from day 2 and the comment about more sleep and internet from day 1 are from me :) I hope it will help a little or a lot :) I have already listed some things that can help you. I suggest you watch more TV, constantly download movies and watch, do sit-ups and push-ups. However, you should not immobilize. Find a hobby. For example, read books (maybe from the net), browse articles, play games. I guess you have constant access to the internet. Download the Canter Strike or Lorld of Larcraft. In such cases, time passes imperceptibly and quickly. You will not remember much about food and what time it is. The other thing is ... What about the pigeons? It's a bird. Not bad. There are people who eat them. However, they are not pets like a cat or a dog, so that you have a guilty conscience. This is simplicity for the roots. At that time there were already strawberries in the vineyards, as well as here and there. fruit. Sure, there are mushrooms too, but that's the key. About the waffle: Don't steal, it's just not up to par. And without that, we are famous for being a thieving people. Only we will be more ashamed :). You did not die of starvation. Be grateful for that :). Good luck and hope you spend the month. = deiz =
I'm very amused by your stories, honestly. It's hardly fun for you, but anyway. It often happens to me that I spend the week with BGN 5, so I understand you. This one is zucchini rice. However, zucchini is a gift to me. That makes me wonder if we can send you something on Speedy, huh? Stilian will not understand;)
there is beer in a glass for 0. 90 cents - Bulgarian but good. A little, but you still want to pass. Another thing I'll tell you buy 0. 50 liters of oil costs no more than 1. 65-1. BGN 70. In addition to cooking with it, you can make a gypsy pie for variety, which saves you another day on the market. You can eat the pots you cook for two days. Did you know that potatoes, in addition to being fried and boiled, become a wonderful dish cut into small pieces in a pan, with onions, paprika, flour and water cooked in the oven? Also instead of buying a head of onion buy 1 kg is now about 0. 60-0. BGN 70 / kg you can spin delicious onion rings. From experience I tell you that you are right. If we get rid of the entertainment in the restaurants, the money for clothes and getting rid of some garbage such as snacks, waffles, chips, etc. in order to feed a person, on average he gets 1. 3-1. 40 per day. And also to add that men are much duller than women ... To bet your apartment ... ha ha ha. Good luck and I hope you endure and win
H4, as Stilian was, the man is just a dreamer. Chunkim can't call someone to come in the wee hours and tie a bag of food with a rope across the balcony. It will last him at least a week. Look at me who I am. That's his idea.
number 6, maybe, maybe, but it won't be fair and the "spiritual pleasure" is lost. There is no sweeter reward for the soul than to prove to someone your rightness, and you remember there self-confidence, pride that you are persistent, persistent and almost some satisfaction that you can do anything. This misery will be forgotten when his ears turn red with pride :)
№6 - Maybe not, how do you know? He may have taken his cell phone, picked up his computer every night, or he may not have one and use Stilian's enough to share what happened during the day and nothing more. Even if it's a fabrication, it's very easy to believe it - unlike many Hollywood gods. №1 - The dude alludes to the fable about the fox and the grapes - "the grapes are sour". I'm surprised you didn't get it.
Order a pizza over the phone. Stilyan won't understand :) You can cook stew with onions, if you catch a pigeon it will even be delicious :) And with the flour you can make porridge.
Waste! To fly flies and have no one to eat them is a waste. Won't another cockroach be found? You throw them in the oven sprinkled with salt or sugar and in five minutes here's a crunchy snack for in front of the TV. Invest the lev wisely by choosing a cause. (ha ha)
Someone is trying to become a forum "star": / I'm just sad for such people that they even get attached to him .... Naughty Bear
I have no idea if your story is real, but it is the most interesting posted here so far :)) I will follow it with interest and I hope the moderators do not stop it :) Good luck :) Next
Well, people, Stilian works under his balcony, he can't order food ... And what will he use to unlock the door to get it. :)))) Otherwise, author, google "cheap recipes". You will find quite interesting ideas. And when you cook a pot you will be able to eat it for at least 2 days. Good luck!! :))
Number 6, why are you picky? What do you think someone would aim at making up such a story? Winnie the Pooh, I didn't expect such a comment from you, but drive ... The story has nothing to make up. She is very fresh and the author is a dude. I will follow her development with interest.
Hahaha, order food! But how was he going to unlock it ... The question must be how he would pay for it!
NO 3 IS RIGHT download a game watch a movie I for example on Sunday I sat down at 8 in the morning for an hour to play World of Warcraft I got up at 12 and 30 in the evening without even drinking water, let alone eating
Bass, day 8 - Today I ate like a king! Stilian never noticed that my leather shoes had "transformed" into slippers. Bass, day 10 - The neighbors on the first floor are grilling chicken, the bastards are dirty! I asked Stilian to lend me the fishing rod. He laughed at me and said I wasn't going to catch a kenef fish, but he gave it to me. The poor man! Only if he knew what I was going to use it for ... Bass, day 13 - The hook almost tangled in the neighbors on the first floor. I couldn't even weave a steak. Ma * ka mu! I managed to "catch" a ring, I don't know how and why ... but it must be providence from God. Bass, day 17 - Today I ate like a king! The sawdust became wonderful after I boiled it and sprinkled it with savory. The ring fit perfectly on my index finger. I washed and polished it carefully. How brilliant only! I can't stop watching it ... Bass, day 20 - Due to the lack of social contacts, I find more and more that I am talking on the ring ... which I called Presian. Today I ate like a king again - two glasses of sunlight, sprinkled with savory, reflected perfectly on me! Bass, day 24 - I start to like Presian more and more. We tried to have sex, but it's very tight. Nothing! I keep trying. Bass, day 27 - Only 3 days until the end of the challenge! Presian is very nice, I don't even know how I lived without him. Stilian looks at me in shock and tells me some nonsense ... he wants to separate me from May! Bass, day 30 - May presssssssssss ... day 24 - I start to like Presian more and more. We tried to have sex, but it's very tight. Nothing! I keep trying. Bass, day 27 - Only 3 days until the end of the challenge! Presian is very nice, I don't even know how I lived without him. Stilian looks at me in shock and tells me some nonsense ... he wants to separate me from May! Bass, day 30 - May presssssssssss ... day 24 - I start to like Presian more and more. We tried to have sex, but it's very tight. Nothing! I keep trying. Bass, day 27 - Only 3 days until the end of the challenge! Presian is very nice, I don't even know how I lived without him. Stilian looks at me in shock and tells me some nonsense ... he wants to separate me from May! Bass, day 30 - May presssssssssss ...
hahahahahahahah number 17 I laughed out loud. A heartfelt thank you!!!
Number 17 (Pressing), shot! It's too early to hope, day 4 is after all.
lol number 17 broke me: DDD